Mafia 18 - Mafia Victory!

[Mr--Clean]

Rob and wes I believe

[nerd-boy]

Okay so here's the thing

I still have a very hard time believing that if funwes were mafia he would have risked roleclaiming professor on day 2. So I don't believe he's mafia. However, I could see him having a special role and trying to get the mafia to target him. But it's too suspicious for him to be mafia I think.

Heartless and Nyv I similarly believe to be innocent. Heartless wouldn't just throw nyv under the bus.

So, I'm gonna say that funwes was lying but isn't mafia.

Vote Cereal_Killer

[nyvelion]

Switch vote from funwes to Cereal Killer.

[airob]

change vote to Cereal killer

[DuelStriker]

First the crowd looked at funwes, then turned their heads to airob. But in the middle of arguing, they realized something. Cereal Killer was quiet, a little too quiet, and wasn't even voting or doing anything. It seemed suspicious enough. "See, he's mafia, not me!" airob shouted. airob pressed a button on a control panel and a gear shot out of a nearby wall in Cereal killer's direction. Cereal killer was no more.

Night 3 go! Need PMs plz. If you're not using your night action please say so. Night phase ends in 48 hours or whenever I get all PMs

[DuelStriker]

The town was getting worried, their numbers continuously grew smaller day and night. Mr--Clean was in his own lab, working on his own robotic designs when he heard something outside. Whet he stepped out to look, the last thing he heard was the roar of a dinosaur-like killbot, and was found early next morning in its jaws.

Day 4 starts now, 3 votes to lynch

[nyvelion]

I vote funwes

[funwes]

Well I vote nyvelion for obvious reasons

[nerd-boy]

Detectives, since both of you survived, who did you investigate and what were the results?

[nyvelion]

My results so far:
Heartless: Citizen
Cereal Killer: Mafia Silencer
funwes: Mafia Leader

[airob]

So that makes me what?

[nyvelion]

Well, that either makes you a Citizen, a Protectorate who fails at protecting, an Assassin who is taking an unusually long time to act, or a Mafia Intimidator who is willing to do nothing as his allies fall just to use his power on Day 5 and be the last one standing. Or maybe funwes and I are both bluffing, him due to actually being mafia and me being part of a needlessly complex double-bluff that was supposed to sacrifice me earlier for the good of the plan, and you're the real professor who was smart enough to wait until piecing it all together before coming out, who knows?

[funwes]

Heartless - Mafia Intimidator
Nyvelion - Mafia Silencer
Mr. Clean - Civilian

[nyvelion]

Gah, no, that's not fair*, you're too good at this, you can't just say you professor'd Mr. Clean, you're supposed to say you professor'd one of the other three guys and found them to be a citizen, under the assumption that if they're a special citizen that they'll assume you're protecting them, and that either way you'll have the favor of one of three who will decide this game, and then I could say that that's exactly what the Mafia Leader would be trying to do, and now I can't because you didn't do that. And you're not even pointing out that the last two mafia kills happen to be other guys who voted for Heartless on Day 2, just waiting for someone else to conclude that I must be avenging my mafia ally. Not taking me out was a good move too, me still being here actually is a pretty good argument for you not being mafia because I really should have been mafia killed by now. If I weren't the professor - though I am the professor, and definitely not the effective Mafia Leader since Headphone being voted out who is making predictable kills as a way to make everyone think I'm being framed - I would totally believe you, you're very good at this, it really does seem like I must be the last mafia member. I'm not though, I'm the professor.

C'mon guys, who are you going to trust... the very likeable, funny, interesting, and trustworthy person with a long history of contributions to AWBW who has made lots of cool maps, and who happens to have the more consistent and believable story in this Mafia game, or me**? I think you should trust me.
*Under certain admittedly self-favoring definitions of "fair".
**I have proof-read this sentence, this is what I meant to say.

[DuelStriker]

Day phase ends tomorrow whether or not I get everyone's votes.

This is taking long enough already.